About Kelly
Hi. I’m Kelly and I live in Manhattan.
Aunt Kelly. Your apartment is so small it looks like a hotel room. Actually, Mommy and Daddy’s hotel room is bigger than this.
I work on Broadway.
Aunt Kelly. Mommy said the job you have is crazy. She said you have to touch peoples’ underwear and it smells like butt.
I am an artist.
Aunt Kelly. You need a husband. Mommy and Daddy say you don’t have one because you’re crazy. They call you crazy Aunt Kelly.
I love my family.
Aunt Kelly. You shouldn’t be left alone with children. Thank God you’re too old to have any of your own.
I have a full life.
Aunt Kelly. Mommy says you live like you’re still in college except you are not learning anything new and you don’t have sex.
Sometimes I put on music and dance.
Aunt Kelly. You’re old in your face and fat in your stomach.
Other times I grab my teddy bear and cry.
Aunt Kelly. Stuffed animals are for kids.
But mostly I laugh.
Aunt Kelly. You are so funny!
